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quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

I am the sea and nobody owns me.
― Pippi Longstocking. Dir. Clive A. Smith.  (via wordsnquotes)

marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

You wrecked me and
I apologized.
―

 (via spuandi)

#relevant

(via years-of-youth)