pen pals with benefits


Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

I am the sea and nobody owns me.
― Pippi Longstocking. Dir. Clive A. Smith.  (via wordsnquotes)


if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

You wrecked me and
I apologized.

 (via spuandi)


(via years-of-youth)